Picture of Ruin a Pair of Pantyhose (and Probably Your Table)
Cut a ring off an old plastic bottle to stretch the opening of the pantyhose—this makes stuffing cement inside slightly less like wrestling a wet octopus. Put the pantyhose over the plastic ring and start stuffing it like you’re prepping a holiday turkey. Shape it into a mushroom stem. Roll it on the table if you want it smooth. Or just squish it into submission like I did.