Picture of Hang That Blob Like It’s a Modern Art Exhibit
To shape the stem, I suspended it between two buckets using a plank of wood. It looked like some weird survival trap, but it worked. As it hung, the cement settled into a natural-looking, tapered stem. I stood there proud, like I had just invented fire. Then I let it sit for at least 24 hours. (Pro tip: Don't poke it every hour to see if it’s dry. Ask me how I know.)