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Peel off the pantyhose like you’re undressing a statue. Gently. Lovingly. Like it just came home from a hard day of being a mushroom. If you spot any lumpy bits or mystery textures, hit it with sandpaper. Then, give it a layer of primer. Don’t skip this or the paint will just flake off in the rain like a bad manicure.

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Peel off the pantyhose like you’re undressing a statue. Gently. Lovingly. Like it just came home from a hard day of being a mushroom. If you spot any lumpy bits or mystery textures, hit it with sandpaper. Then, give it a layer of primer. Don’t skip this or the paint will just flake off in the rain like a bad manicure.

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