Picture of Make the Cap (It’s Like a Stress Ball With Commitment Issues)
Repeat the pantyhose trick, but this time, shape the cement into a squashed sphere. Not too squishy though—otherwise it turns into a pancake. Tie the pantyhose tight so it holds its form. Then cut a slit on the underside and slide it onto the stem (which you hopefully didn’t break in a fit of impatience). I dampened the stem first so everything would bond together like old friends. Also, hide the knotted end of the pantyhose to the side or underneath. No one wants to see the mushroom’s ponytail. Let that monstrosity sit again. Go drink something cold. You earned it.
